red-athame:

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

thetaxedermy-ofyouandme:

butchmachine:

switchbladesounds:

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

lesbianendor:

The only truly good games are:

Stardew Valley

Skyrim

Breath of the Wild

because you can interact with dogs AND make soup. If you can’t interact with dogs and make soup your game is bad. Sorry assassin’s creed odyssey that’s just the truth. Someone pay me to write this listicle.

guy:

penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

homo-nerd-grizz:

demonicalamari:

richardalexanderrr:

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

frozen-nips:

trashboat:

pemsylvania:

i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen

you snorted a mint?

sparkytheandroid:

banavalope:

sparkytheandroid:

Kingdom Hearts is the Homestuck of videogames. It’s too long, too complicated, and anytime anybody tries to explain it to me I black out.

Extended zodiac as organization 13 members

I will kill you in the real fucking world.

panzerkampfwagentigerrausfb:

gaycostis:

toboldlylesbian:

toboldlylesbian:

i have officially piqued, i’ll never be funnier than this moment in time

i was walking through the grocery store ignoring everyone and i walked around the corner and ran right into this old mans cart and i was like “oh god, my bad, i didn’t see you there” and when i looked up, he was wearing all camo. down to his hat. his wife lost it laughing. i’ll never be funny again

rooksandravens:

yesbitemeharder:

luvmangosdope:

aphextwinselectedambientworks:

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

Why tf we ain’t got these?

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!